Monday, March 26, 2012

Mr. Collins a Total Gentleman

Mr. Collins,

     I am not very surprised that you find it a respectable manner to write a letter to a lady and tell her you are glad you never married me! You feel this way because dear Lydia has eloped with Mr. Wickham, I have no money, and am not very educated in your eyes. May I tell you Mr. Collins that you are the last man I would ever think of marrying even if I was forced too. You disgust me in every manner and habit you have and your thoughts, looks, personality, and estate bring me no pleasure whats so ever. So if you will, stop writing me "flattering" letters.

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